My Letter to Lolë — or Pardon My [Short, Short] Skort
Dear Lolë,
On Thursday, May 28, 2009, I heard about the “SportsWise Summer Wholesale Event” in Fremont. I convinced a friend to join me for dinner at Kaosamai, a mere two blocks from the sale. We went to the sale first, and I ended up spending way too much money on a handful of Lolë sportswear.
The next day I wore my first Lolë outfit ever (the Lolë Balance Capri and the Lolë Candid Sleeveless Top). I wore it to a 4.5 hour test, and I must say that it was incredibly comfortable.
That night it was very warm (70+ degrees), and I decided to ditch the [temperature-]hot pants and wear the light moss-colored Lolë Sprint Skort. It, too, was incredibly comfortable. In fact, I’m not sure if I’ve ever worn a pair of shorts or a skirt that was quite as comfortable as the Sprint Skort is.
You already know how great your stuff is; otherwise you probably wouldn’t have put it on the market in the first place. I’m writing because while the Skort is fabulously comfortable and quite cute … it is apparently causing scandal around my town. For instance, a woman in line behind us to get into the Circus Contraption tonight made a snide comment about wearing the shortest skirt she could find. This woman has obviously never even tried on your Skort, because 1) she would know it’s not actually a “skirt,” and 2) she would realize how petty her rather rude comment about your wonderful product was. (Personally I find it a sad testament that her night — or perhaps her life — was devoid of more interesting things to talk about than how short the Lolë Skort is, but perhaps there is indeed no such thing as bad press?)
In any case, I just wanted you to know that I love my new Lolë Sprint Skort (despite the slander I’m receiving), and it is now one of my favorite pieces of activewear.
Much love,
Thelawgoddess
NOTE: A skort is basically a pair of thin shorts with a skirt over it – so it essentially feels like shorts … but looks like a skirt. And if someone who’s wearing one bends over a little too far, the world is going to get a glimpse of nothing but an innocent pair of shorts.

One Response to “My Letter to Lolë — or Pardon My [Short, Short] Skort”
Posted by: Olley D. - 08/30/2009
I thought I wasnt going to like this blog but more I read the more I liked it.
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